In the Beginning (different version-shorter-original)

It started in the dark, cold, and wet, all kinds of weird noises, my family, at least the first family, had left in a hurry to get somewhere. I was dropped, forgotten, and alone. I couldn't see anything, only hear. The loud squeaking sounded frightful and then I heard voices, unrecognized mews, and clomping around me. I got scooped up and carried away. At least I was getting drier, but man was I hungry, and still alone. I would walk and hit an edge. I couldn't go very far, I was stuck in a small room. No warmth, no fur, no brothers and sisters, alone. I mewed for hours and no one helped me. My mom was not around.

In the Beginning

It was a weird day, or should I say night, I was warm and cozy, then suddenly awakened with my 5 other brothers and sisters and panic was all around me, I couldn't see, but I could feel movement and hear mews and heavy breathing. Suddenly I was picked up by the nap of the neck and was swinging back and forth, my warm surroundings turned into cold and I could feel water dripping into my fur. I hear a loud honking noise and I hit the ground, hard, cold and very wet. I heard squealing and just hunkered down, then nothing. I sat, expecting to be picked up again, but nothing. I began to shiver, and mewed and mewed and mewed. I had now idea where I was then I heard some noise again, a big roar and squeals again. It stopped right by my head it felt. Then I heard some noise and pounding on the pavement, and mews I could not understand, another language. Something grabbed my up and then I was sitting in a warm place again, with foreign voices. I was comforted for a little while. I was moved around and heard more voices and more pounding, then I was sitting alone and cold, but drying. I began to get hungry. I mewed, and mewed, and mewed, but nothing. Then I heard voices again, very close to me, and I was moved around again in a container. I was back in a thing that I could not sit still in, and it seemed forever. Then I had big warm things wrap around me and something was putting something down my throat, food, but it tasted yucky. I didn't like it. But I loved the warmth, the feeling of my family again, the love. My shivering stopped an I slept for the first time in a long time it seemed.

Introduction

I am Eddie Burrito, coolest cat in de whole world. It is not everyday you meet someone like me. I have the strangest looking parents, and my brothers and sisters, none of us look alike, and all of us have different personalities. That is part of what makes me cool, one of the cats in my family is very quiet though, he is funny looking, three times my length and almost no ears. I can't get him to tell me what happened to his ears though. Itty bitty tiny ears, if I get too close to him, he bites me, I also live with two stinky big cats that live in our garage. Their meow is funny and many times you will hear them peirce your ears with an "AWHOOOOL!" When I stick my head in the garage, one of them sweeps me off of my feet with his tongue. Yuck! I bet you are still wondering why I am the coolest cat in de whole world? If you have time to listen, sit down, I will tell you my story.